Sunday, August 20, 2006

Snakes On A Plane!

See this mother fucking movie! It has it all, excitement, snakes, dickhead Brits being killed in great ways, snakes, the obligitory nipple shot and Samuel L Jackson saying 'mutha fucker.'

Nobody alive today says 'mutha fucker' like Samuel L Jackson. I am going on record to say that his headstone should read, "Here Lies One Bad Mutha Fucker!" When alien archeologists visit earth thousands of years from now, THEY will know who lies under that headstone.

The movie gets 3 stars, out of 4 stars. Please don't go to this movie if you expect anything from it. Exposition is kept to a minimum, backstory is almost non-existant but it doesn't matter. Snakes start attacking about 15 minutes into the movie. That's what we want. We want snakes, we want snakes on a plane.

The only thing that kept the movie from getting 4 stars was a single line of Samuel L dialog. I won't give it away, but when you hear it, you'll be wondering what the hell he just said and why.

So enjoy this movie, that's what its there for. Pure entertainment. And Samuel L Jackson.

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