Oh My God!

About 5 minutes ago I realized that I had been trained by the dog.

I was sitting at my computer and I called Bear to put his paws on my knees so I could pet him. The instant I started petting him he got down, so I had to follow him to the floor to continue the scratch.

It was then I realized this dog trained me to do that. I hadn't realized until just now that he's ALWAYS done the same move.

I know what he's thinking, too.

**Okay, I'm gonna sorta jump up, wait till the-man-who-feeds-me starts scratching me, then I gonna sit my ass down and get scratched. Fool, food-man doesn't see it coming**